Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.
When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.
and before anyone says anything about selfies- those are controlled photos.
Perks of Dating Me:
- I don’t go anywhere, so we can always hangout
- I’m too ugly to cheat on you
- Sometimes i’m funny
- I live near a pizza restaurant
Orange Is The New Black cast attends the 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
i feel like i should frame this and put it in my hall way
Who else needs this? <3
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